The Coolest Tom Brady Image you'll ever see

I think the artist is really onto something with this.  There's also a couple of other players featured, but I think Brady is her best one yet.

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Why not roll the dice on Palmer? Everyone is a superstar this year.

Carson was traded for a 1^st round pick and 2^nd round pick which is technically a conditional 1^st round pick – which is conditional on the Raiders making the AFC Championship game – which is conditional on them being a championship team – which is conditional on Carson Palmer being a championship quarterback – which is conditional on Hue Jackson being a championship coach.

So don’t worry Raider fans, you only gave up one first round pick.

 

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The Happiest Black Guy I've Ever Seen

Shit just got Berrylicious in Oakland.

Atta boy Carson Palmer.  You finally get to play for a winner.

Give 'em hell.

Littering and... Littering and...

Smoking the reefer.

Jerome Simpson of the Cincinnati Bengals had 6 pounds of weed in his house.

Then the police showed up when another 2.5 pounds was delivered to the front door. That brings us to 8.5 pounds of weed and assorted paraphernalia. 

That's like 10 pounds of weed. 

Apparently the owners, with their plans of hoarding TV loot, weren't the only ones preparing for the lockout.

While the owners' plans involved "accounting measures" and "contract clauses", it did not (as far as we know) involve a potential drug distribution network.

Which is too bad, really.  

A hit of NFL brand marijuana would probably hit you back even harder.

But that's not the point.  We're not here to fantasize about football-grade narcotics, we're here to excrete on the stupid Bungles.

With the Bengals, it's always something.

Never about how they're a championship football team.

Never about how they're improving.

Always about finding 30 pounds of ganja in their house.  

Side note: Where's that house again?  I'm gonna go smoke the couch.