Here's the official retirement video from Anthony Adams, an NFL player you may never have heard of (unless you're a regular reader of this site, of course).
He sat out last season after being released by the Bears, but apparently he wanted to make sure he had his moment in the NFL retirement sun.
If you can call it that.
Anyway, he seems like a great dude who doesn't take himself too seriously and is -wisely- looking to set up his next gig.
We love people with a good sense of humor.
Atta boy, Spice.
Go get that TV job.