We love what Dan Vollmayer is doing with these JETway recaps. Smart and funny will always get played here.
If we had to nitpick? Don't pull your punches, Dan Vollmayer.
When deciding the soundtrack for Antonio Cromartie, JETway picked (among others) Beck's LOSER.
Great song, and they played it over Cromartie's recent kick return mishaps.
But then they edited out "so why don't you kill me".
The thought, presumably being, "Jeez, if someone fucking murders Antonio Cromartie they could John Hinckley my ass."
True. I'm sure that's true.
If anyone ever read the internet, which they don't. They just google "emmanuele chriqui nude" jack off into a box full of baby ducks and post harassing cockshots of American flags painted on their penises onto Al Jazeera's website.
But they don't read.
So, you're good. Next time.
Other than that, keep up the good work.