Secret Messages on NFL Nike Jerseys

There's a hidden jewel in the new Nike-designed NFL jerseys: Messages you can't see.
Like this one, on the inside of the neck on the new Panthers jersey: a quote by former Panther linebacker and assistant coach Sam Mills which says "KEEP POUNDING".
It's a classy move by Nike to honor a man who touched a lot of lives before passing away in 2005.
But not every franchise has a Sam Mills, and in some other cases, the messages Nike chose to stitch were sometimes trite and other times, outright offensive.
Here's the rest of the list:
BALTIMORE RAVENS: "Wide Left"
CINCINNATI BENGALS: "Fart Juice"
CLEVELAND BROWNS: "Loss Factory"
PITTSBURGH STEELERS: "Glory Days"
CHICAGO BEARS: "Fish Neck"
DETROIT LIONS: "Grass Fire"
GREEN BAY PACKERS: "Don't Choke"
MINNESOTA VIKINGS: "We Give Up"
HOUSTON TEXANS: "Playoffs Twice"
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS: "3+ Wins"
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS: "Crap Sandwich"
TENNESSEE TITANS: "CJNOK"
ATLANTA FALCONS: "Tease Masters"
CAROLINA PANTHERS: "Keep Pounding"
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS: "Keep Maiming"
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS: "Keep Sucking"
BUFFALO BILLS: "Keep Dreaming"
MIAMI DOLPHINS: "Barkley 2013"
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS: "Spy Kids"
NEW YORK JETS: "Guaranteed Lombardi"
DALLAS COWBOYS: "Dick Nation"
NEW YORK GIANTS: "One N Done"
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES: "Dirt Rats"
WASHINGTON REDSKINS: "RGIII or Bust"
DENVER BRONCOS: "Here's Hoping"
OAKLAND RAIDERS: "Hue Who?"
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS: "Zero Chance"
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS: "Witness the Swirl"
ARIZONA CARDINALS: "2QB = No QB"
SAN FRANCISCO FORTY-NINERS: "Only Play D"
ST. LOUIS RAMS: "Sam'll Do"
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS: "Pajama Time"

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