Irsay determined to hire as many goatees as possible

Jim Irsay is a little quirky.
First it's "Neil Young Rocks my dick" tweets. Then it's "Peyton Manning can lick my scholng" tweets.
But whether it's getting hoverhand from Chuck Pagano or trying to whip 18 in the battle of public opinion, regime change is alive and well in Indy.
And that means no more "faces like Bill Polian and Peyton Manning."

He's got a point. Hell, even Magician's Assistant Joe Flacco played with a Fu Man for kicks.
Ever see Peyton with anything on his face? Ever see him with mutton chops?
Go ahead, google it.
And no, this doesn't count.

And Irsay made it clear that he wasn't looking for full beards. either.

And Grigson apparently heard the message loud and clear.


The last few days have seem a cooling in the battle of words between the Manning and Irsay sides, culminating with a joint statement:

Looks like smooth sailing for the Colts for the forseeable future.
Best of luck to Andrew Luck, who is going to be entering the ass-end of a collapsing black hole in three months.


Lord Castleton
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