Brady clearly instructs Patriots fans to "drink blood"

Patriots back off Brady's "Start Drinking Early" comment: MyFoxBOSTON.com

In a momnent of peurile stupidity, Tom Brady, almost sounded like he was suggesting that Patriots fans "get drunk" and "rape people".

Today, the Patriots were in full spin mode.

"Tom Brady would never mention alcohol." said Chief PR spokesman Carl Evans.  "What?  Like Tom Brady wants people to snort coke?  What's next?  Heroine?  You clearly missed the message he was putting out there."

So, what was the message?

"Blood, obviously.  Tom was just saying to Pats fans to drink a lot of blood, work themselves into a kind of Bacchanalian feeding frenzy and then, y'know, come to the game ready for some family-style football action!"

We're not sure this type of heathen celebration will sit well with Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers.

"Good." said Evans.  "Fuck Philip Rivers!  Am I right?  Listen, we don't give a shit about what Philip Rivers or any member of the Chargers thinks.  What we want is dudes high on blood, roaming the stands, looking for their next kill.  I think Tom Brady was failry clear about that."

And what about the ladies?

"Well, I'm just paraphrasing here, but I'm pretty sure Tom wants to look up and see hot ass bitches in black leather everywhere.  Maybe some piercings.  It should look like Blade III up in Gillette on Sunday."

The game kicks off at 4:15pm Eastern.  It will be aired exclusively on HBO and is rated R for Violence, Blood and Gore.