I've been watching the Tiny Football League all season, and I have to say, it is BAR NONE the best ad campaign ever! If that's what it is. I can't quite tell. But whatever it is, it's borderline religious in its awesomeness.
I hear Dan Patrick throwing us into it every week and I literally stand up in my living room and cheer and do an Arsenio Hall fist pump. I do that because it is the FUNNIEST thing ever made. You can have your Saturday Night Live and your Chapelle Show. You can shove Richard Pryor up your doo-maker. Because I have the Tiny Football League, and lemme tell you: It's inventing a whole new kind of funny.
It's the kind of funny so clever, so deep, that you're literally incapable of laughter. For days.
Now you might say, "Lord Castleton, doesn't that mean it's not funny?"
Hell no! It's so funny that I don't even have the words to explain it. But I guess I'll try. Remember Schindler's List? No, that's too obtuse.
Remember the scene in Inglorious Basterds when they shoot through the floor and kill that whole family?
Funny like that.
So, in closing, I am so excited to think more about this ad campaign. I want to give a big shout out to Toyota for:
A) Money well spent.
B) Not wasting my time every single week.
C) Never explaining once the premise of the campaign. (That's so fucking gangsta)
D) Always rolling comedy thunder into my living room.
What can I say? As a site devoted to football and comedy, I just wanna say: You got the market cornered on both, Tiny Football League. We're offcially on notice. Time for us to step up our fucking game if we want to get big accounts like Toyota. Nuff sed.
This video was removed by the velociraptors over at You Tube for something called "Copyright Infringement". What a fucking bummer. I was so into that Tiny Football League episode, too. I mean, I don't know if it was my "favorite" but it was definitely the greatest thing ever made in visual media.